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I don't even

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN
by QUIIIII October 21, 2009
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butt-rub event

A large, crowded event during which it is impossible to avoid rubbing your buttocks against another person's body. This is due to the large number of people and lack of personal space.
Concerts, festivals/carnivals, crowded nightclubs, raves, circuit parties and busy shopping days are all considered butt-rub events.
by Patrick Daly January 18, 2006
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Evenni

She is a stubborn girl who does not like waiting, but she is a great friend who will be there when you need some one but she doesn't like it if you are too needy and lay all over her. Overal she will love you no matter what, she is a great person
you are as stubborn as evenni
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These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention
Dude, these arent even my pants
by sixpound August 27, 2008
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Evening Feed

it is basicily the newer sland for eating dinner with family
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal
boy 1- (walks in) hey family hows it hanging?
boy 2- nothing much just time for evening feed!
by Infamous Austin July 6, 2009
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Shoe event horizon

The Shoe Event Horizon is an economic theory that draws a correlation between the level of economic (and emotional) depression of a society and the number of shoe shops the society has.

The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.

The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.

Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The population of the planet Brontitall was forced to evolve into bird-like creatures in order to survive the result of the shoe event horizon.
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.
by katielibertine April 15, 2009
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