Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

expertfootball.com

The best football website on the net.

Person 1: Dude I suck at football.
Person 2: You should go to expertfootball.com

by footyplayer February 22, 2008

expert

/x, spurt/
"X" in math is an unknown and in plumbing "spurt" is a drip under pressure.

I am not an expert, why would I want to be an "unknown drip under pressure"!

by francme March 29, 2020

Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012

To Exoect

It is the word for meaning to expect something
This word has been discovered by gamer named "Kami"

I was about to exoect that but it happened before I could.

by Valyrie123 May 23, 2017

Experting

Verb-

to tell someone something with unwavering authority & confidence, when in fact, you have no real knowledge of the subject -usually done by a blowhard.

Yeah, he's experting on that guy, he has no idea what he's talking about.

by hammertime-tm October 24, 2008