El Sandusky

The act of inserting one's penis into anther's buttock. Usually occurs in a shower with boys ranging from 8-12.
Man I really want to el sandusky the shit out of that 10 year old.

Frank created a charity for little boys so he could el sandusky them.
by Bob Huggins 188 November 21, 2011
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El-Masri

Thanks to their natural strength and wise nature those with the last name El-Masri have long been known as warriors and fighters for justice. A name steeped in honor and an eagerness to protect their fellow men. You can never out number them, Since 1655.
The ' El-Masri ' family are warriors and fighters.
by 2enty1ne7eventy July 28, 2019
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El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit



After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.
by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009
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El-itiatis

Douche bag with a small vocabulary and even smaller brain that may be suffering from micro-penis so much so that he has to bash gays and make lewd comments in a FB game because he has no other outlet in life.
Wow, man you are such an El-itiatis!

WTF, man! No I am not!
by CorrectMeIfImWrong August 17, 2012
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El Poopacabra

A poop so unreal in size or characteristics that no one believes it actually existed.
Me: My poop was so big it circled the toilet twice. Friend: Sounds like an el poopacabra.
by themich July 26, 2014
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el jorquera

A notorious group of 5 who don’t give a fuck!
Yo stay away from the el jorquera guys.. their dangerous
by Huncho Shivey November 10, 2021
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El Grinch

Despite the video not being in Spanish, this porno is titled "El Grinch", and involves a much matured Cindy Lou Who getting banged on a couch on Christmas eve by non other than the three sizes too small, never showering asshole: the Grinch. What's more sickening about this is the fact that the acting is god awful, the dude doesn't even sound like the Grinch, and it's easy to tell that it's just some lucky douche bag with an 8 incher, given that his entire penis and several spots of skin aren't even painted green... I don't know what's worse: the actor who plays the Grinch breaking character to groan like a donkey, or the fact that he says the line, "Show them your butthole, AHHH!" to Cindy Lou. Truly fucking sick... Watch at your own discretion.
"I was bored so I went on Pornhub and searched up 'Grinch' last night, and dude, who fucks the Grinch?"

"There's this video called 'El Grinch'. He was all like, 'Show them your butthole, AHHH!'"
by hihunter777 February 25, 2019
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