diners remorse

The feeling one gets at a restaurant when your party's entrees are delivered to the table, and someone elses menu choice looks so much better than your own.

When the waiter delivered Deanne's chicken fried steak and steaming mashed potatoes, I looked down at my own plate of chicken fingers and quietly suffered diners remorse.

by PeteyTheDog April 27, 2013

Duerfian Slip

An unintentional error regarded as revealing the opposite of one's subconscious feelings.

Daniel: I haven't heard you sing.

Sofia: That's good.

Daniel: :D

Daniel: *D:

Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.

by AmmaNazi May 23, 2013

Duder Hooter

A man who has gotten breast implants.

My friends and I can't tell if that is a chick or a dude,with the obvious tit job,so she is a Duder Hooter!

by Crazy81Virgo July 2, 2014

duderape

The act of inadvertantly raping one of your male friends.

Turns out Aldous got confused and duderaped Kyle.

by FeetAreFuckingGross August 22, 2016

Duder

The tube inside the roll of wrapping paper or paper towels, based on the sound one makes when one pretends to play the trumpet through one end.

cred. MBerman

No adult can resist not playing the duder when they have one in their hands.
Places tube to lips, yells into tube: "duder, duder, duder!"

by adminfairy March 1, 2018

Denerial

Denerial is the most funniest person you’ll ever meet when he walks in the room he will brighten up your day . He can also fight to and loves his trees. Denerial wont take no shit from nobody ! He wit all the shits😂

Here come Denerial

by Nameeereader May 9, 2019

duderone

A person who lives by the bro code: bros over hoes, but has a generally friendly attitude because needs to get laid.

Happy birthday, dude, duderone, el-duderino, your dudeness!

by Sedonaw October 1, 2020