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douchebaggery

An act of total douche.

One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
or..
I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
or..
"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
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douchebagardly

To act in a manner that reasonable minds would find indicative of diminished mental capacity .
I told my friend to stop drinkin, but he didn't, and when the ladies showed up he was acting real douchebagardly.
by ROIROY November 3, 2009
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DoucheBaggot

Well... This word is a mixture of two words - Faggot and Douchebag. It is my creation. So basically it means someone who is a real idiot or jerk-off not knowing what he's doing or talking about!
Bob: So i was like in this area where no one was and then like it was totally dark and i was totally freaked!
John: This guy's such a loser!
Ted: I know, what a douchebaggot!
by Finlay2 July 6, 2007
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douchebaggery

a douchebag commits acts of douchebaggery
Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!

Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007
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Douchebaggery

An occasion or act when a douche or a tool is doing something douche-like.
Stop chugging shots like LMFAO, you're a lightweight. This is such douchebaggery.
by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010
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douchebaggery

1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:

Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.
Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.

Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.
by jackolanternteeth March 11, 2010
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Douchebanger

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.
Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.
by shoromeo December 21, 2008
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