Dookoff

To masturbate, using one's own feces as a personal lubricant.

Jim: Man, I tried to dookoff last night but my turds were too dry.
John: You're a disgusting freak, Jim.

by gsc29 September 1, 2009

dookoodunky

A fun way to say poop, and a human version of dookie

Did you just Dookoodunky in your pants?

by Yancy July 27, 2019

doodooanity

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.

Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

doodoo glaze

after a man performs 'truffle butter', he then proceeds to spread the truffle butter onto food, thus creating a glaze, which the female eats. (Usually bread..ur discretion, but organic's good.)

"Damn girl, lemme wipe that truffle butter up...I'm about to give you this 'doodoo glaze' on a croissant."

by D/G May 20, 2015

doodoofut

The Hawaiian term for shart (see shart)

I scared for make one fart cuz it might be a doodoofut

by Microben February 28, 2016

Doodoo string

When someone is a pain in the butt. It is a nicer name than some others to call people.

You keep getting on my nerves! Your such a doodoo string!

by Stellcrow June 9, 2016

Doodoo chopper

When having anal sex with woman the man would flail thier penis on her buttocks in a clockwise motion simulating a chopper.

She better let me crack a cold one with the boys or else in gonna have to give her a Doodoo chopper.

by Robert, Steve and Daniel June 12, 2017