Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.

"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)

Surface Dock by LeKemp July 11, 2018

Dutch dock adventure 

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌

Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.

Dutch dock adventure by Kodak999 August 16, 2019

under the dock

the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.

Ian drank wayyy too much Jameson last night and was under the dock all day today

under the dock by anomily01 February 5, 2014

Load the dock 

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.

He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.

Load the dock by innovayahead November 16, 2014

russian nesting dock 

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.

when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.

russian nesting dock by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017

Chinese Space Dock 

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

Chinese Space Dock by Onigato September 20, 2019

The Murder Dock 

the murder dock is where i am.

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock

The Murder Dock by user7029823410407 February 4, 2021