Dilsch

(n.) Cross between a douche and a dildo; an asshole

Dilsch: You look ugly today.

Person: Hey man, don't be such a dilsch.

by Goshinki September 16, 2010

disc up

A term used when one wants to fight someone online via the app Discord. Insinuating that this argument will happen through either text or voice call on Discord

Person 1: Ayo, disc up

Person 2: Alright drop your disc fam.
Person 1: Bet

by coonish June 21, 2018

Discalated

When you don’t know how to describe someone or something

Your discalated

by Discalated November 2, 2021

Descheneaux

A name that is french. The name is a proud french name. The family mostly lives in New England in a region in the U.S. and parts of Canada The people with this name are proud people.

"Here comes Descheneaux coming to work on the farm."

by lizardman4567 February 10, 2022

Deschissen

A decision that has been made and that is retrospectively perceived as very disadvantageous, or "beschissen". It is a portmanteau word and is composed of the English word "decision" and the German word "beschissen" which means crappy. Because of the similar tonality, a fusion of these words lends itself to expressing one's own regret about a decision made in the past in one word with an acoustic shortcut, so to speak.

To spend our vacation in this hotel was a deschissen

by Benjaste August 25, 2023

diesching

when someone pockets your vaporizing device or other substances and walks around without giving it back to you and without hitting it

yo quinn lemme smack that j… (5 mins later) yo diesche why your pants on fire? did you pocket the j??

yo tring lemme hit that hooch… (5 mins later)
yo diesche give my vape back you selfish cunt stop diesching me

by hazendavis October 30, 2023

Phloppie Disc

The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."

Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.

by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017