Dio

a fabulous muscular metrosexual vampire with the last name Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures who can stop time and throw fucking steamrollers on people. he also can scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

You thought this was a normal example, but it was I, Dio!

by pokerfacecat December 29, 2017

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dio

a hot evil immortal being who killed danī and the equivalent amount of people to the number of slices of bread you have eaten in your lifetime

u thought it wuz ur mom but it wuz me dio!

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

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Dio

A gay vampire with blonde hair trying to kill a whole family for no particular reason. He can stop time and talk to himself because he has schizophrenia. He also has a ghost that's gray and white to check his vibe. He can also drop steamrollers on 17-year old teens because why the fuck not? He also beat the shit out of a senator just because he can.

Hoeseph Hoestar: IT WAS DIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023

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dio spazzaneve

Word used mostly by italians. It's used to call God as a snowplow.

when you slip during winter on the ice or the snow.
"dio spazzaneve! sono appena scivolato"
"dio spazzaneve! I just slipped"

by Dio Cammello September 15, 2018

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Dio camalupente

It's a term usally said with anger and rancor, wich refers to God and his triple nature of chameleon, wolf and snake. It goes along with dioporco e porcodio.

*Guy trips over and spills your drink*

You: Dio camalupente! Che cazzo fai?

by Treccani di Dio January 11, 2024

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