Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

by Dantione the great February 20, 2017

3rd Degree Gurns

When somebody has way too much MDMA and ends up having jaw breaking gurns

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see all the photo's from last night?
Guy 2: yeah, love how Dave's got 3rd Degree Gurns in everyone!
Guy 1: classic Dave!

by H421 February 27, 2017

1000 degree knife

A knife that has been heat until it reaches 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. Can cut through almost anything including children's toys, butter, soap, and the World Trade Center, etc.

"How did you lose your Dad?" He was in a building when it was struck by a 1000 degree knife.

by Swagnamite7700 January 1, 2017

7th degree of separation

Person/organisation who claims an association to you or a network with which you are associated (i.e. recruiter who asks to join your LinkedIn network in order to gain access to friends and colleagues without your knowledge/approval) purely for personal or financial gain.

I really don't know that guy; he's 7th degree of separation. Don't give him anything.

by Daniel Ponech December 7, 2006

Beer Digger

An underage female who uses a male of legal drinking age to get free booze. Can be applied to any form of alcohol.

Those chicks are nothin' but beer diggers - they came over, chugged my wine, and left.

by flumpis December 21, 2006

Digeree-dooing

After a few joints, the behaviour of being completely spaced and not knowing whats going on. Mild rocking and head rocking occurs, normally coinsides with munchies. People in this state cannot be talked to normally or moved in anyway. They're just on a mad one.

"Dude you were digeree-dooing so hard last night, u completely missed out on the birthday cake."
"Wha' man, no way"

by robhotchoc September 10, 2011

digeli

Often referred to as 'lanky boy'. Digeli has many strengths, including but not limited to glacose, bofa, super smash bros, and aggravating Mrs yee. If you ever see Digeli in the wild, be prepared to answer the question 'are you a part of the digeli fam?' Digeli is binsect rarity.

"digeli is very lank"
"Guys I'm with THE DIGELI FAM!"
"Man, digeli has the largest stealth elf collection"

by digelifan12345 July 17, 2021