Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

Dick

1 A word relating to a male part, the penis

2 that guy you probably hate.

3 Something you'll never get

1, Jessie: Oh man i'm totally getting some dick tonight!

2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick

Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world

3, your life is sad.

by The big ol truth, sorry bucko January 28, 2019

Dick

a large thing people put in their mouths.

joe : bro can I have a dick?
bob: sorry man we just sold out.
(slurp)

by savage rad February 12, 2019

Dick

Something most boys in my grade dont have

Jonathan has no dick

by CYH_LitG November 28, 2018

Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Dick

Issac

Issac is being a dick today

by Your mam gay May 30, 2019

Dick

The Male "thing" (that girls like to swallow)

"My dick is 6 ft long my girl couldn't even fit it up her ass."

by Guari boi November 13, 2018