darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

derwin velazquez

He's the niggiest niggie that ever lived

That Derwin Velazquez stool my car

by Derwin Velazquez December 25, 2016

Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017

Darwin

Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.

After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin

by Thiccydicky November 29, 2017

Darwine

Everyone's daddy.

Female 1: who's that?
Female 2: oh him he's Darwine.
Female 1: I'm gonna suck his dick.

by Hot Boi Lee January 16, 2018

Darwin

A male with a 100L by 286W forehead. Who’s Mission in life is to date girls who he does not actually like but because he feels bad and too become a warrior

Damn, he’s such a Darwin.
Big ass forehead

by Ann_onamus May 25, 2018

Darwin

Darwin is a girl that is amazing and beautiful. Darwin can be very insecure and shy but when you get to know her she is the sweetest, funniest most caring girl you could find.

1#-DARWIN I LOVE YOU
Darwin-oH chill

by Verygaygirlwholovesagirl June 3, 2018