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Dag

To impale or stab.
To peirce with violence.
Dag that dagger deeper!
by NCResources May 26, 2024
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Dag

A word most appropriate for expressing disappointment, surprise, or simply when someone gets roasted
"Dag, can't believe she shot James Wein down."
by yeeeeeeeeetboi January 14, 2016
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DAG

When two or more people of elvish background engage in the act of gay sex.
Jim: Did you know that gay elves can also be woman?
Craig: No way! We should totally look up some DAG porn.
by DAG FEVER September 20, 2022
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Christian-ja-dag

Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D
Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D Christian-ja-dag
by aleksspesje November 20, 2020
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bouche dag

bouche dag
1: An entitled turdbrain.
2: A Karen/Kyle.
3: A person that happens to be dumb and narcissistic, where they think they deserve everything but the only thing they deserve is a cactus rimming.
4: A variant of the species: doucheus bagius. They are a lot dumber than the average douche bag, and yet even more entitled. They often display characteristics of Narcissism and Psychopathy.
Steve: Keven just tried to take Alex From me, by throwing what he thought was a grenade, but it turned out it was an avocado.
Mark: Well it's been a while since we had a bouche dag outbreak.
by JJ377 August 9, 2020
mugGet the bouche dagmug.

snow dags

The chunks of dirty snow, ice, and/or slush that accumulate in vehicle wheel wells as a result of winter driving.
"Don't kick those snow dags out - you'll break your toe! Here, use my broom handle."
by Mrs. Jokers February 11, 2014
mugGet the snow dagsmug.

Shit Dag

When an animal defecates and the shit becomes stuck to the fur.
"You better trim fluffy or he'll get shit dags again!"
by GawthBoi November 27, 2018
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