Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

domestic violence dick

The kind of dick that makes women beat the hell out of their man and any woman that looks at him.

That guy must have domestic violence dick. He makes women crazy.

by Rockstar and Kate the Great January 5, 2021

Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022

domestic

when a person is acting like they're at their home, being comfortable. Often used within the Phandom.

"Oh my gosh Dan and Phil were so domestic in that Halloween baking video!"

"I know right! SO FUCKING DOMESTIC and adorable!!1!"
"I ship phan so much!1!"
"OMFG me too let's have seks and make phandom babies together!!1!"

by daddy phil's girl January 14, 2017

Domesticated Hardo

A hardo that is very lucrative. Typically these types drive expensive luxury vehicles, own completely unnecessary materials and have “trophy wives”.

Yo that guy in that Aston is such a domesticated hardo

Having a Gucci belt is a domesticated hardo play

by Karlthefug April 16, 2021

cultive domesticity

a cult of women who stay at home all day cooking, cleaning, and making sandwiches.

Go join the cultive domesticity and make me a sandwich.

by Miss Kohl Nolan November 11, 2010

Domestic Godess

A women with an appropriate amount of attitude, stellar intelligence, who is skilled and independent yet still possesses and entirely owns the domestics skills deemed traditional for a woman.

A Domestic Godess is the kind of woman who doesn't object to belonging in the kitchen because the hand that rocks the ladle is the hand that rules the world.

by DomesticGodess November 30, 2014