Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021

Understood disaster

The opposite of a misunderstood masterpiece

Fantastic Four (2015) is an understood disaster

by JimiMc May 15, 2022

Unga Bunga Fire Disaster

There can be only one

I’m the only survivor of the unga bunga Fire disaster

by Voidwalker July 7, 2020

disastard

Equal parts disaster, bastard, and retard.

George Bush is a disastard.

by Kelly The Dog January 2, 2009

Disastrophe

A hybrid combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" used in any situation that requires a little extra intensity.

A: Have you heard Apache Thundersnow's new single?

R: I haven't, is it any good?

A: No, it's a disastrophe! Their debut single "I'm Hardcore" was so much better...

by A.Lep March 6, 2011

disastrophuck

It went from disaster, to catastrophe, to fucking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death

Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?

by Leon Rhinehart January 4, 2015

Dishsaster

A giant pile of dishes staring you in the face, messing up your kitchen, when you don't have a dishwasher

I'm trying to avoid eye contact with the dishsaster in my sink, otherwise I know I'll have to do something about it.

by Shufflerock March 31, 2018