by nicko oooo June 26, 2022

a very overweight chick
by asiancookielord July 24, 2015

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022

by Alleycat849 June 6, 2023

by Ginger Scrotum June 5, 2018
