Measurement of speed equal to kmh.
1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh
1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh
by RedWolve September 18, 2019

by de-pube September 25, 2022

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

Used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. The cat's reaction to the cucumber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.
Tiffany: We were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!
Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.
Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.
by Loop bug 961 February 2, 2016

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.
Also, a test of memory.
Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.
Also, a test of memory.
Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.
"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."
"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."
"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."
"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."
"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."
by ?0~ October 17, 2008

Wise words by a man named Xavier in the show Xavier: Renegade Angel. This immaculate sentence can be interpreted as sleeping with a cucumber. In a certain type of way, because you get no affection by a physical being.
Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated
by LilHoss4k April 26, 2023
