1. A degenerate furry guilty of weaponizing cuteness and thirst at the same time.
2. One who commits unspeakable acts of fluff — too soft to be legal, too horny to be wholesome.
2. One who commits unspeakable acts of fluff — too soft to be legal, too horny to be wholesome.
“That twink is such a fluff criminal—guilty on all counts of uwu in the first degree.”
“Bro showed up to the con with a tail plug and called it drip… fluff criminal behavior.”
“Bro showed up to the con with a tail plug and called it drip… fluff criminal behavior.”
by lalittle August 17, 2025
Get the fluff criminal mug.Hym "The only crime he's guilty of is fucking your daughter. That's not criminality, it's your daughter cheating on her husband. And it's typical for her excuse to be 'the marriage was over before the divorce.' No. It wasn't. You cheated. That's the same shit that EVERY cheating whore of a wife says after it's revealed that they cheated before a divorce. You're a slut. "
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
Get the Criminality mug.Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.
Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from school bruv!
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 28, 2025
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by gabrielrenato March 26, 2024
Get the Criminal user mug.the type of guy you think is innocent but is not. he does small crimes and doesn’t get caught while doing it. smart; could do bigger, but only steals for good reason.
her: Wow he’s such a nice guy.
friend: I’ve heard he does small crime to help others out and never gets caught.
her: he’s must be a gentle criminal
friend: I’ve heard he does small crime to help others out and never gets caught.
her: he’s must be a gentle criminal
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