dj crime

A retarded DJ who thinks he can actually spin tunes (but is utter crap) and is emotionaly unstable when it comes to the opposite sex!

"Hey man listen to dj crime spin these phat beats and destroy them"....Dj crime"omg wheres my vicki gone?...i'am her shadow..where is she"

by Roshco November 11, 2006

Crime Ape

A Nigger Ape who finds happiness in only two things: Stealing and Fornicating. They are especially inclined to stealing the innocence of white girls, fulfilling both these basic desires at once. Crime Apes can be generally found in any poverty stricken city, so long as it has plenty of shiny objects to steal and females to impregnate.

Jerome: Aye patna you see dat fine ass virgin white girl??

Craig: * Already running towards her with the speed of a Kenyan* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Jerome: Damn stop being such a crime ape.

by HonestlyBlack May 29, 2010

hate crime

killing someone of a different color of skin. also, calling them a punk bitch.

JAPANESE GUY: I popped that cracka in his ass, and my gat fucked him up!
WHITE GUY: That sir, is what we whites call a 'hate crime'.

by ch4drock December 06, 2006

fight crime

Used as a euphemism for smoking marijuana. Especially in Victoria, British Columbia circa 1997

Bob and I are donning the tights and cape... Want to fighting some crime with us?

by Jason Staples April 02, 2005

crime scene

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.

That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.

by mgill238 May 10, 2008

crime monkey

a boy who is forcefully en-slaved to act out any action at your whim. owning a crime monkey, by default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey piss in that cup and have it tested for a sexually transmitted infection...don't look at me like that!! *whips*

by niccy January 06, 2006

crime scene

Menstrual bloodplay.

"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."

by chibi_trillian March 16, 2005