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A Nigger Ape who finds happiness in only two things: Stealing and Fornicating. They are especially inclined to stealing the innocence of white girls, fulfilling both these basic desires at once. Crime Apes can be generally found in any poverty stricken city, so long as it has plenty of shiny objects to steal and females to impregnate.
Jerome: Aye patna you see dat fine ass virgin white girl??

Craig: * Already running towards her with the speed of a Kenyan* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Jerome: Damn stop being such a crime ape.
by HonestlyBlack May 28, 2010
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