ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

by $PAZZ April 1, 2003

Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

by captain of lust January 2, 2009

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

Dream Cream

That stain you find on your bed sheets after waking up from "that" dream.

Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.

by Dream Creamer November 19, 2016

Cream Boy

A boy who has an unhealthy obsession with cream, in all forms. May even declare his love for cream on trains, to strangers because this passion is so deep he feels compelled to share it with those surrounding him.

"Hey did you see *ben* last night, he was completely covered in whipped cream!"
"Yeah! he was being real cream boy, wouldn't even stop doing his cream dance!"

by justalittlefish February 4, 2010

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports, to school, to being awesome. If someone says: "You're the cream of the crop!", then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler than everyone else.

When you're adding an Urban Dictionary definition to lecture others about their misspelled words, you're going to find that you will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop of visitors, on the website's most highly regarded definitions, if you also actually spell your words correctly .

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by ju3rg June 26, 2017