cheating

worst thing in the world.. breaks peoples hearts, and once you've done it sometimes you wish you hadn't or if its happend to you, you want to flip out and you get the worst feeling that there is... not a good thing

this unbelievably sux

by nfg May 10, 2005

creationist

A person that believes that a supernatural, omnipotent being created all things in the same vicinity of time (1 week).

Dr. Kent Hovind, Dr. Ken Ham, Dr. Jonathan Sarfati are all well known Creationists.

by Alicia Entze March 24, 2008

creationism

The belief that the Christian God created the Earth and everything in it. There are two stories (chapters one and two of Genesis in the Bible.) Recently, this has been a hot topic for debating whether if it should be taught in schools. Most creationists merge the first half of chapter one, and the second half of chapter two to create what they think should be taught in schools, but really, they should just pick one story and stick with it.

(creationist) Evolution is the work of the devil. Creationism should be taught in schools!
(non-ignorant person) Oh really? Which version?
(creationist) What do you mean which version? The one in the bilbe mother fucking Satanist cock sucking piece of shit.
(non-ignorant perso) Chapters one and two are two TOTALLY different versions.
(creationist) Uhmm... Gay marriage is the devil!
(non-ignorant person) ...

by InjusticeForAll July 23, 2008

Creationist

1. A person who thinks that the bible is a science and science a religion
2. A person who has done no research on the subject constantly uses non sequitur, red herrings, and straw man arguments
3. A fucking retard

Creationist: "Evolution is false because it has nothing to say on the origin of life, and because it said so in the bible."

by Ultimate Blarg March 27, 2010

God's creation

The things whose origins your brain can't understand.

X: Do you know what a banana is?
Y: Yea, that's God's creation.

X: What is life?
Y: God's creation.

by mozeskoma December 11, 2011

woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

by llcoolc February 3, 2010

Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.

Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?

by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009