A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
Get the craiging it mug.you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
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by TheMain1 December 20, 2009
Get the Santa Crawling mug.the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.
De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.
Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.
Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.
Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
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Get the Jenny Craiging mug.When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.
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