Douche canoe

Any wigger driving a four door white jeep while wearing white Oakey's

Man did you see Summers driving his jeep he is such a douche canoe!

by Xvoodoo June 8, 2015

canoe licker

lesbo

she a fucking canoe licker anyway, man

by terry September 8, 2003

pink canoe

The Pussy / female gentils

she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Dirty canoe

When a girl whips from back to front. then you eat her out

''nothing tastes better than my girlfriends dirty canoe especally when she has taco bell for lunch''

by joseph _J March 9, 2008

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

canoozle

verb - to trick, dupe or grift by means of a ruse while acting pleasant, esp. when smiling

I thought she was flirting with me, but it turns out I was being canoozled. She just got me to sign a petition to make Ryan Gosling president and then took off.

by Another Bort November 15, 2013

face-canoe

While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.

"Get the fuck away from me you sleaze...you fucking face-canoe!"

by alex thurlow March 9, 2004