Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

by rDubs5 April 13, 2009

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

sociopathic-cravings

Tumblr famous tumblr user with 12k. Personal blog with pastel, grunge, and fandom posts.

"sociopathic-cravings has such a cool blog!"

"I really wish sociopathic-cravings would follow me, she's so chill."

by Lia Trost June 30, 2014

caking

Caking is the art of baking a take, putting it somewhere unusual or interesting and taking a photograph.

I just went caking with a victoria sponge. Got some funny looks when I put it in the water to take my picture!

by World Baking Day October 27, 2012

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time

"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Chris Hatt December 29, 2008

Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011