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courtesy punch

When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.
Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!

Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.

(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)
by Oscar_Wilde February 21, 2009
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courtesy head

Every knight in shining armour deserves courtesy head as a reward for saving the damsel in distress. Actually almost any favour done for a girl can be rewarded with courtesy head, out of the goodness of her sweet little heart..
Tom helped Sarah move into her new house. Always being appreciative of others Sarah sat Tom down on her new bed and gave him the most rewarding courtesy head, until his hot load exploded inside her mouth.
by MSk September 12, 2013
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Knobstacle course

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.
This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!
by Your momma897 December 9, 2008
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redneck court

I'M gonna take my sister to the jerry springer show to get married by the REV. Snorr because it's the redneck court
by willy51$4 April 21, 2010
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Yeah course

“How do you think you played today Steven?”
“Yeahhh course, I think that we were outstanding and played good football, yeah course.”
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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Courtnei

A girl that will take your breath away with her beauty :)
Bob: Whoa dude are you having a heart attack??
Billy: No, Courtnei just looked at me and my heart stopped
by John8745 March 12, 2012
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Full court press

Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.
Could you see if Mike likes me? I don't want to put the full court press on him if he doesn't, because then I'll look like an idiot.
by Serra November 10, 2003
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