Oakland County: Located in southeast michigan, where drugs, sex, and alcohol are a vital part of reality. Where kids learn superficiality in both the amazing public schools and the overpriced private acadamies, where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, spend your weekends at Somerset and on Old Woodward, where there are more country clubs than supermarkets and more hookah bars than gas stations. The houses wrap around entire streets, porche driving soccer moms pop their collars, and nobody even cares about the west coast (although the summer homes are nice). It's where the only thing we have more of than money is drama, where kids are all about drugs because they don't know what else to buy, and where finding a virgin in the high schools is like finding a needle in a haystack, where we drink faygo pop, drive GM, Ford, and Chrysler cars, eat Better Made potato Chips, and go to Windsor on the weekends, just because we can.
Only the oakland county girls can pull off an east-coast tailgate and then actually understand the football game.
by magsssss November 13, 2007
The old time county fairs, that still survive (primarily in upstate new york). Cow, chicken, goat, sheep and vegetable contests, caramel apples, cotton candy, and a great big ferris wheel can all be seen. 4H sells milkshakes, there are bumper cars, rides, and good, old fashioned fun!
by Mingreyy August 08, 2005
simi valley, ventura, oxnard, camarillo, moorpark, westlake, and saticoy....located in southern california
by a venturan July 14, 2004
The most expensive suburb in the United States. Located on Long Island, right outside New York City. A small home in a bad neighborhood will be about $250,000 minimum. Nicest areas are along the South shore or North shore. The closer you are to water, the better. Lots of rich jews. If you are moving to Long Island, consider any of these areas:
South Shore:
Massapequa, Seaford, Merrick, Bellmore, Wantagh, Woodmere, Hewlett, Franklin Square
North Shore:
Great Neck, Roslyn, Syosset, Brookville, Jericho
South shore has wayyyy more shopping though and nicer beaches. Jones Beach is in Wantagh (a really nice area). Live as close to the water as possible!
South Shore:
Massapequa, Seaford, Merrick, Bellmore, Wantagh, Woodmere, Hewlett, Franklin Square
North Shore:
Great Neck, Roslyn, Syosset, Brookville, Jericho
South shore has wayyyy more shopping though and nicer beaches. Jones Beach is in Wantagh (a really nice area). Live as close to the water as possible!
by longislandJAP July 24, 2011
A very rich preppy county in maryland where some perople try to act ghetto but it doesn't work. Best school system in the US.
by Ethan Miller August 15, 2005
1. The worst county a person can live in inside Florida.
2. The only county where you could drink and drive and the cops are doing the same.
3. There is a cool steam train that runs there but yet still pisses people off.
4. Contains trashy women and dicks for guys.
5. Boobs are common.
2. The only county where you could drink and drive and the cops are doing the same.
3. There is a cool steam train that runs there but yet still pisses people off.
4. Contains trashy women and dicks for guys.
5. Boobs are common.
Girl: "Why is that girl wearing a skirt up to her stomach and drunk off her ass?"
Boy: "Because it's Lake County."
Boy: "Because it's Lake County."
by hydrostatic lubricator December 31, 2011
Los Angeles County's cleaner, cheaper, less interesting, and less relevant neighbor to the north. Los Angeles County's relationship to Ventura County is a lot like the United States' relationship to Canada.
I needed a new camera, to I went up to one of those cheap pawn shops in Ventura County to get one for less than $50. What a bargain! Thanks Ventura County!
by lovesmesumcake August 21, 2008