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The Comcast Triple Play

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.
Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good
by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008
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cosmic right

To perform any act of a positive nature that will either negate a previous transgression or amount to future good fortune; Righting a wrong to bring balance back into the universe.
I totally cosmic righted myself when I paid my ex the $500 I owned from 3 years ago that she forgot about.

Jake picked up a cosmic right by shoveling his elderly neighbors' driveway after the blizzard.
by Steyer January 30, 2008
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Cosmic Chess Game

Another term for a religious war (especially when it involves any or all Abrahamic religions) because of the perception that the deity(ies) enjoy conflict.
The people of The Middle East and Northern Ireland do not realize that they are just pawns in a cosmic chess game.
by Joseph Heston April 23, 2009
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Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.
Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?
by benzanato December 14, 2010
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Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet

Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet:
This is a concept that was first used in a short story by the author Victor Darnell Hadnot. It is based on a theory that at the nano-subatomic level, the universe can be used as a mainframe, to house and retrieve information. All one has to do is understand the fundamental subspace structures and then the universe can be used to store information. The ability to communicate at the super-subspace level throughout the entire universe.
Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet:
1. The practical theory that the universe contains all the knowledge and information of all the worlds within it.
2. The ability to communicate with other worlds through such a subspace field.
3. The fundamental theory of Millakilonano Fluid Theory, in which at the super-subspace level, the universe acts like water, presenting the three basic states of water, a solid, a liquid, and a gas. While not H2O, the subspace ether acts like water. Being able to produce waves, vibrations, and transforms, all acting in concert.
by Paul Chambers, Phd. January 19, 2011
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Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.
I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!
by insne4u March 11, 2011
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comcasm

An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.
Dude, when I returned my Comcast cable box today I totally had a comcasm.
by jrholmes October 14, 2011
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