Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

cord-caver

The opposite of a cord-cutter. Someone who realizes that they are spending too much money on streaming subscriptions and goes back to cable or satellite TV.

Looks like Leo just became a cord-caver because he went back to cable TV.

by Mikemaan May 19, 2022

Death Cord

The two cords in your neck linking to your collar bone.

She punched me right in the darn tootin' death cord!

by MasterofALLL May 5, 2010

otto cord

The integral cord conjoining individuals beads to form one, sometimes lengthy, string of anal beads.

The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.

The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.

Upon their weekly trip to the local Adult Entertainment Library, Jeff and Jayden checked out a 2 meter set of anal beads with a billiard ball bead and a 13mm turned black walnut Otto Cord linking the beads together with a spacing of 1 cm between.

They were never seen again.

by John the ripper December 9, 2020

cord kid

the definition to cord kid is shark aka: @sharkhours.

god this cord kid aka: shark

by slaverys March 15, 2024

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024