The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

by PeboMan April 18, 2017

contact

Used in the military to identify visible enemies.

See also: Tango

Multiple contacts ahead, proceed with caution.

by Jonnybear April 7, 2007

contagious

Infectious, like laughter.

It will take that poor contagious to pick up all those marbles he dropped on the tiled floor.

by Bad Bart July 28, 2004

Post-coital tristesse

The feeling of sadness , anxiety or depression after sex. It is mostly felt by all animals including humans except the female human and the rooster

We all have post-coital tristesse

by Jawbone December 29, 2015

contact high

Getting high by being around someone who is currently smoking some sort of drug such as weed. From inhaling the smoke you also get high without actually smoking anything.

Raven was smoking pot next to me, and i got a major contact high from it.

by FuckMeOnTheDanceFloor March 4, 2007

cootabob

a womans sexual organ; in a slang term

Mike: Yo tht chick has a fat hairy cootabob

Evan: Yezzer

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 25, 2006

contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.

by schimschone March 11, 2005