Aluminium Conspiracy

It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.

1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy

or

Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy

by DanishThaMenace December 17, 2021

conspiracy expert

Someone either obsessed with conspiracies or someone that is in the community for a long amount of time.

Wow, you're a real conspiracy expert, aren't you?

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Conspiracy Theories

Anything you are sufficiently uneducated about but form an opinion on anyway.

Conspiracy theories are dumb and you're dumb

by B-Wild March 17, 2022

Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy”

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.

Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.

by Nillus May 21, 2021

Conspiracy Theory

A theory about a conspiracy.

Person who pursues a Conspiracy theory: The Earth is flat, MSM bad, NASA's a lie, wake up sheeple!

by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021

Conspiracy

The reason people are behaving towards me the way they are.

Hym "It's conspiracy. That is all. You're not doing what you think you're doing. All you're doing is getting some random kid killed. That is a all. What ever agreement you have. Whatever threat you are under. Someone else will pay the price for you doing this to me."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2024