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Status Commandeering

The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.

This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.

In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:

Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"

Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?

Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.

Tessa: WTF?

Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.

Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.

Tessa: WTF!?

Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!

Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.

Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?

Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!

Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.

*and so on*
by Drunagel24 June 7, 2009
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Wing Commander

An awesome 2.5D futuristic flight combat sim for the SNES. It was renowned for it's cinematic presentation and fun gameplay.
kid with SNES: Fuck homework, I'm gonna play Wing Commander.
by mr_bigmouth_502 December 9, 2008
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Cobra commander

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch
Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011
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Commander Pro-Veteran

A Student Painter that excels in the most difficult and possibly dangerous of painting situations--not only maintaining "Pro Veteran" Status, but rising above with the skill and dexterity of a surgeon. Commander Pro-Veteran is absolutely more powerful and important a rank than the "Student Painter of the Month" award, especially when given to those undeserving. Some famous Commander Pro-Veterans include Jesus, Walter Payton, Michael Jordan, and Brendon Dubberly.
Because he worked in dangerous conditions flawlessly, he has been noted as being Commander Pro-Veteran.
by DUBBstep August 23, 2011
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Master and Commander: The far side of the World

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.
"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
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CommanderJinx

The creator and master of the

n e w
g r a p h i x
r e v o l u t i o n
CommanderJinx, second only to Jesus.
by sneaky September 23, 2004
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commander in theif

1) The term for every American President after Bush Number One.

2) Bill Gates.

3) Ninja leader.
by Meyer November 22, 2003
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