The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.
After taking a huge shit, Jason gazed down into the toilet. The sight and smell of his huge fecalload caused a stirring in his loins that he could resist no more. He gave into his temptation and reached into the bowl. In his hand his shit felt warm and sensuous. Using his shit he began to stroke his throbbing fuck stick faster and faster finally bringing himself to a climax. Spent and stinking he stared down at his Chocolate Charlie.
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1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life
2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.
2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.
"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"
John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"
John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.
by KMH_Z April 25, 2013
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It's the perfect thing to snack on late at night, or in the middle of the day, or whenever you just get the munchies.
It's the perfect thing to snack on late at night, or in the middle of the day, or whenever you just get the munchies.
Special K is usually portrayed as a womens only cereal but hey, it can be for dudes too! Special K Chocolate is sooo damn good!
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Get the CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS mug.1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"
2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.
3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.
3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.
2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!
3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.
2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!
3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.
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Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
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