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Coach dumbass

Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.
Man coach dumbass is really on one today:
by Dsanchez August 18, 2018
mugGet the Coach dumbassmug.

stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving
Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.
by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015
mugGet the stage coachedmug.

Bucket Coach

Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.

They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.
Example:

Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*

Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*
by SO4 December 10, 2009
mugGet the Bucket Coachmug.

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.
"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
by Triptakers December 18, 2012
mugGet the coach sneezemug.

coach jordani

babe: hey, who's the big black brolic coach over there?

chad: huh? that's my coach jordani
by 8======================D ----_ September 14, 2020
mugGet the coach jordanimug.

Coach Rod

A buck but sometime really annoying ngl
by Hugh anhus February 25, 2020
mugGet the Coach Rodmug.

Coach Bolton

He is a coach bolton
by treymyboi April 7, 2021
mugGet the Coach Boltonmug.

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