Church of Blanchett

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.

"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

by stanblanchett June 4, 2021

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

church rat

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

by gus man November 8, 2022

black church

(n). A Christian congregation consisting of black men, black women, white women and children of mixed race.

person one:"Just another black church in the hood." person two:"Church!"

by DatingLaurieForeman July 21, 2010

church of the fonz

place where those who admire Fonzie, from HappyDays, can go and worship/discuss him.

I went to the church of the fonz today.

by Andrew Schroeder February 8, 2007

Church Boy

A man who dedicated his life to Christ. A man that loves the feeling, and joy that Church Brings.

Friend 1: You think Steve smokes?
Friend 2: nah Steve's just a Church Boy

by Iamsecond March 30, 2015

Metal Church

Underappreciated metal band that came from the 1980s-west-coast-thrash-metal scene. One of the pioneers of thrash metal.

If you enjoy thrash metal, Metal Church is for you.

by Bane November 25, 2004