Mouth Chores

Oral sex

I got to go to Old Man Whithers house to perform some mouth chores. It's how I pay for my dates with Charlene, that sophomore who still won't put out.

by UCB Guy August 20, 2013

puff chore

The action of providing a woman with genital pleasure by any mouth movement, whether that be licking, sucking, flicking, ect. Synonyms would be to 'go down' or 'eat out'.

"That was a nice puff chore, let's do it again sometime again."
"I feel like you haven't been giving me enough pussy puff chores."

by mr+hh April 19, 2020

National Do Your Chores Day

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

corben yewell

Ugly ass normie who sucks dick and is four feet tall.

That guy is such a corben yewell.

by Another gay kid thicc penis February 15, 2018

chorken

the hybrid of chicken and pork: "the other white meat"

We don't have the ingredients for turducken; let's have chorken instead!

by Bad Paper January 9, 2005

chorbie

The hybrid between a "chore" and a "hobby"; typically denotes a task that most would consider menial but the subject considers fun.

I find vacuuming boring, but for Connor it's a chorbie. He takes it to a new level!

by cchromium September 25, 2010

ninja chores

Doing your chores last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. Or to pretend that you did your chores when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them chores and thats why its called ninja chores.

A conversation through text message.

Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!

by sarmn2punk April 10, 2010