cripes

What one says when they are extremely annoyed of frustrated by another or something. Often replaces the "damn it".

CRIPES! Would you just leave me the Hell alone already?!

by CoshSA June 5, 2005

Chinese Communist Party

The Ultimate form of all Gangs, Mafias or other organized crime entity. Avoid at all cost.

1.The Chinese Communist Party robbed all my freedoms and sell them back to me.

2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.

3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.

by Peevee May 16, 2006

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

by Phil July 29, 2003

Chinese Myth Dragon

A long skinny variety of dragon common in chinese mythology which is sometimes confused with the pokemon dragonaire.

That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin, that's a chinese myth dragon, That's Henry Zhao's Text Book.

by Ptip06 September 16, 2008

Chinese Checkers

When you are walking in one direction and someone walking towards you end up at the same spot so you both move to the side further blocking eachother. The side movements can persist for 1-alot of times. This usually happens when encountering an Asian person.

I fully played Chinese Checkers on the way to the bathroom

by Sir One Eyed Several January 19, 2010

all that and a bag of chips

To mean that a person is all that and more. Usually it is an opinion and the only one who thinks it is that person. Other people usually don't believe the person is "all that and a bag of chips." The word chips can be replaced by almost any other word. Such as “all that and a bag of cookies.” Or “all that and a bag of candy.” Just to name a couple.

"That bitch thinks she is all that and a bag of chips."

by IceWarm June 21, 2004

Chinese Military Shovel

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!

by RummieRR June 9, 2010