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Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot
"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
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go chimp

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.
Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.
by Kuahmel December 10, 2009
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Champy

Noun : A person that has exceeded the rational exceptional champion-like behavior and has been bestowed upon the word "champy"
VO :"I JUST ATE 1 BAGEL WITH CREAMCHEESE, A OVERSTUFFED RUEBEN, AND A BOWL OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP ! in one sitting..."
BRI BRI : LIKE A CHAMPY !
by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010
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Chimayzing

When you have a Chimay beer and it excites you beyond any feeling you have.

The feeling you have any time that makes you as excited to drink a Chimay.
I'm so excited for my beer. its gonna be Chimayzing!

I can't wait for tonight! its gonna be Chimayzing!
by arsenal714 May 23, 2011
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two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.
'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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chimpanzoo

You're such a freakin chimpanzoo!!!
by Jill Cacho August 18, 2006
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bitty chimp

One who goes through guys like a chimp goes through bananas. A bitty chimp has no ill regard for anyone's feelings and will do whatever it takes to, in a metaphorical stand point, climb the man tree.
Jenny: That dumb slut is such a bitty chimp.
Missy: I know, all she does is fuck mad guys. Like, EW.
by littlebaz328 September 21, 2009
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