Carl Winslow

1. The epitome of what a police officer should aspire to.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.

Carl Winslow cured me of the AIDS!

Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?

If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.

by Magic Ninja May 1, 2006

Carl iii

Carl iii is a gay live streamer primarily based in NYC. His live streams consist of harassing random people using sexual innuendos and racism.

Hey did you watch Carl iii call that black guy "his nigga"? That was so funny!

by Randy2902 September 13, 2021

fat carl

It's a sexual myth where you shit in a sock and then smack someone in the face with it.

I totally slammed a fat carl on his ass!

by Jessie Michaels August 9, 2004

Carl Johnson

The main character of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas".

Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.

by OGFL May 5, 2009

Carl Huebner

1. Another word for God or Jesus.
2. Sometimes meaning the messiah or savior.
3. Someone who is very sexually active.

"The bible is written all about Carl Huebner."

by Carl huebner January 17, 2009

Carl Wheezer

world class artist, best known for his frog drawing

“hey do you know carl wheezer?”
“hell yeah he’s a great artist”

by juulsdotcom420 May 9, 2020

Carl Shaw

Carl Shaw a gimpy fuck-boy who gets no bitches, smells like scrotal fumage, and drives a gay car. Hangs around the young women in his job despite being 56 and probably has erectile dysfunction. The man has not been able to pleasure his wife in years, and works in a dead-end job in which he thinks he's Elon Musk, but actually a wannabe Andrew Tate from Wish. Gets his shopping from Waitrose despite living in Gurnos, and acts like a BMW driver even when he's not in the car (A Douche and probably retarded). Family, friends, and colleagues can't stand him, when he enters the room they wait for him to leave. If he had hair he'd be ginger.

Carl Shaw looks horny asf when he comes out of the gift shop.

by Jules Henri November 28, 2022