carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

Carbon Dioxide Pods

The opposite of airpods

Look at those carbon dioxide pods. Apple is probably selling them at a bajillion dollars a pair.

by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

carbon dioxidesexual

someone who literally wants to fuck carbon dioxide

carbon dioxidesexual people mostly have father issues

by dankdutchman November 1, 2022

blind carbon copy false memory

when receipients of a bcc falsely believe unknowingly that they’re familiar with a person mentioned in it but are not.

The blind carbon copy false memory thru the recipients for a loop.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018