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finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits
by DrShamrock July 2, 2023
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pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"
My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected
by mddx July 28, 2023
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capitalist

One who has an affection for the use of capital letters.
Andrew: FUCK ORF
Greg: R looks a lot like F when capitalised. You CAPITALIST PIG!
by Uncarer November 15, 2005
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capitalicious

An adjective used to describe a noun that is central to a capitalist principle.
George W. is one capitalicious mothah suckah!
by the egg February 14, 2004
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capitalist

A realist. Someone who believes that through hard work, wealth can be attained. While true to some extent, many capitalists overlook the fact that the playing field is uneven.

A capitalist society is often marked by a stark gap between the haves and have-nots

Antonyms: Socialist, Communist
America (Bush) gives capitalism a bad name.
by jimmyjohnbillybobjones April 29, 2004
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capitalism

1. A politico-economic system in which the owners of the most capital (means of production) use the government to steal the private property of the masses (often in the name of private property) via such measures as eminent domain, self-serving regulation, confiscatory taxation, inflationary spending, corporate bailouts, "too big to fail" doctrines, etc., in order to maintain their own position at the top of the wealth hierarchy.
2. A misnomer for the system combining social cooperation in the division of labor with respect for the private property of all, big and small. Properly called the free market.
The USA espouses capitalism, NOT the free market.
by therealjerry December 14, 2009
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emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.
As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.
by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010
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