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California Middle School

A smaller middle school, built in the 1930's to school Junior High students in the Sacramento area. This school is known for its outstanding STAR test scores as well as its titles for National Championships in debating. The teachers located there are experienced, some teachers deriving from Ivy League schools in the East Coast. The students there are a mix of preppies, wangstas, and the normal everyday student. Cal Middle has Sports programs, such as Track, Soccer, Basketball, Golf, and Softball. California Middle School has been recognized as a California Distinguished School on numerous occasions, past and present. It is situated in the wealthy and upper middle class neighborhood of Land Park, where the students are in safe enviroments near or on school grounds. Its GATE (Gifted And Talented Education) learning program is famous for quality and excellence, with over half of the school population bening member of the program. Overall this school kicks some major ass...
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by CalMiddleJester March 9, 2011
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California Bull Ride

A sexual act where the male, while having anal sex on top of the girl, informs the girl that he has AIDS, and then sees how long he can stay inside of her without being bucked off.
Mark was giving it to Margret and decided to pull a California Bull ride. He broke his previous record, lasting a full 9 seconds.
by Mizzle Mizzle July 1, 2011
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Californication

The 7th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released in June 1999. Californication marked John Frusciante's return as their guitar player, and was the band's best selling album. Singles include "Around the World," "Scar Tissue," "Otherside," and "Californication." A truly great album that utilizes guitar & bass riffs to show the band's signature funk sound.
Track Listing: 1.Around the World
2.Parallel Universe
3.Scar Tissue
4.Otherside
5.Get on Top
6.Californication
7.Easily
8.Porcelain
9.Emit Remmus
10.I Like Dirt
11.This Velvet Glove
12.Savior
13.Purple Stain
14.Right on Time
15.Road Trippin'
The Californication song Scar Tissue won the 2000 Grammy Award for best rock song. The music video showed the metaphor of a battered and torn band on the road to recovery.
by FACE JINHURTONS September 5, 2010
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ontario, california

Ontario is the fancy ghetto. We're a little bit of everything can be found. The fancy, the average, the poor and the bumb under the 60 freeway. It's we're shootings happen that no one ever hears about and the suicides no one cares about.
Let's go to Ontario, California ese!
Nah wuey. It's scary there!
by Marii_909 September 11, 2016
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california girls

Typical stereotypes :
#1 super hot, popular, rich
#2 stupid, fake, self-centered
Reality:
they are basically just normal girls. They are sometimes tan because of the sun, and sometimes they are good-looking- They could also be stupid, smart, cute, funny, serious, nice, mean, weird, laid-back, active, or anything any other girl on the planet is. There are farms in California , snowy mountains, desert, lakes, and many other environments, CA is definitely diverse. No they are not all like those people on those so called "reality" shows. In fact only a very, very small population of CA girls are like that. Also the majority of CA girls have brown hair. Not as many girls as you would think girls have blonde hair in CA, and even when they have blonde hair they are RARELY ever stupid.
I've lived in California all my life.

some dude: California is awesome all those hot blondes that surf.

some other jerk-face: Oh those stupid California girls they are just so fake.

an actual Californian: Have you guys even been to California? You watch MTV don't you...
by DaydayEB August 18, 2012
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California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.
by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009
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california

Is where you should say your're from because everyone loves California. Just say "I'm from California" when you're out of the Country.
Tourist: I'm from California.
French Women: OHH we we! I love California with thier palmtrees and surfer dudes. Kiss me!
by it's all good April 1, 2005
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