The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.

Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair

by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A slang term used by Subway Surfer Tiktok to describe your c00chi3 la p00chi3

Me and my friend were in school and we were on our periods, our teachers were being mean to use so we got up onto the top of our tables and shot our period blood at him from our "cazalaca calaca poochalum's"

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A variation of the slang term used on Subway Surfer Tiktok Story Videos to refer to a C00ch13

I was on my period and I had to go to school, my teacher was mean to me and locked me in the classroom when I asked to leave to change my pad so i got my water bottle and under the table i let as much blood drip out of my Cazalaca calaca poochalum as possible and threw my fish blood in his face

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

Pablo calatayud

Sb

That guy is such a Pablo Calatayud

by Pablo catalyud November 21, 2021

Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby

Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all

by ElonMonke March 15, 2022