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cry five

This is really just a high 5. The exception is that it can only done by emo kids. In order to qualify as a cry five, the wrist MUST be covered with an elastoplast, and it must be clearly visible for the top clap.
Extra points are awarded if the cuts are really deep and your hand actually flips backwards, so you have to plaster it back on again - Cry Five baby!
Jimmy: Don, this show was so emocore, I'm gonna go home and emobate!

Don-Trape: Cry Five :'o(
by OnyxxOr March 21, 2008
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penis to cry on

When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.

To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.

When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.

Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.

John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011
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cry baby

a person who whines cries and throws a fit over silly bullshit. Someone who whines just to whine and argues just to argue. A silly bitch.
Vitale is a such a cry baby. He whines and cries over nothing to get attention.
by juiz January 16, 2008
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die and cry

The appropriate response when someone you killed lets out a shrill "spray and pray!"
Typical whiner: spray and pray, noob
You: Die and cry, boob.
by TimTamTum December 23, 2010
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cry cold

An extremely low temperature that, when you are exposed to it, makes you actually feel like bursting into tears.
"It's cry cold out there!!"
by Natacia Noel December 22, 2008
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cry bobs

A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.

Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.
Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'

Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'
by dereck handlebar January 24, 2015
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cry slut

One who crys for anything or anyone

Attention whore
Drama queen
Don't be such a cry slut.
by longgonearethedays December 8, 2015
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