Croc Socks

When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks

Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.

by Croc sock king May 17, 2021

crocs

Tripophoboa beware because these shoes are the ugliest of ugliest but comfortable

What are those!! Those are my

Crocs

by I like teains May 21, 2018

National croc day

This day is celebrated all across the world and it is the 22 of November every year. You have to where your crocs everywhere

“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.

by Therealjoemumma November 20, 2019

Croc dome

The act of receiving head while wearing crocs. A major achievement that should be on the bucket list of any man or woman.

Did you hear Finn received croc dome?

Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.

Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.

by 200 fly March 29, 2022

Croc ring

The jewels one uses to decorate their Crocs

Let’s buy you some personalized Croc rings

by FireTruckMC February 13, 2022

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.

I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020