crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009

crippled

a crippled person is someone who have a physical or mental deficiency.

I'm emosionally crippled

by Fede August 3, 2005

cripple kick

The act an incapacitated mother does to enact revenge upon her rat bastard children.

You better watch it or mom will cripple kick you upside the head, crutches or no crutches.

by Cripple's Rat Ass Daughter January 18, 2009

Cripple-Copter

Any wheel-chair with aerial capabilities
A flying wheel-chair
When you launch a paraplegic out of a cannon

"You see that cripple? he needs himself a cripple-copter!"

by jdjfsjvb February 9, 2009

Emotional Cripple

A pathetic waste of spineless dung that doesn't have enough balls to look himself in the mirror in the morning.

"Go fuck yourself cunt, I'm not some emotional cripple like Matt or Brian who is gonna lay here while you take a monster shit on my head" "Suck my balls bitch, your gonna die!"

by DHF January 7, 2006

Cripple Slap

when someone who is crippled, gives you a nice solid slap.

Dude! You just cripple slapped me!

by cosisondogs April 10, 2010

Crimpler

this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!

Man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
Friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!

by big shlong shit December 4, 2010