courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 12, 2009

courtesy sniff

The act of sniffing a fart after having previously been warned of the fart.

Mike: Damn, I farted.
James: *sniff* damn that smells like ass. courtesy sniff like a mutha fucka

by mike9 March 8, 2007

Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

courtesy call

when someone is about to leave the bathroom after leaving a bomb in the john next to you without flushing, you have to call him back to give a courtesy flush

man 1: (hears other person leave without flushing) HEY! give a courtesy flush there mate.
man 2: oh sorry there bud, thanks for the courtesy call. i did leave a massive trump in the shitter there

man 1:no problem mate.

by fuqbi32 September 5, 2017

Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse

Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch

by kwamenace March 30, 2009

courtesy cum

When one ejaculates politely on to someone's body as opposed to inside of them.

"i was gunna pull out and courtesy cum on ur cute tits / but now i think im jus gunna cum inside u"

by NymphyNymph November 3, 2013

Courtesy wipe

I like to call it a courtesy wipe when a guy wipes the rim of the toilet where they dribble and before it runs down the front of the toilet bowl. Of course, the only males I know that do this are gay. Bless them.

Your aim sucks, do a freaking courtesy wipe.

by Queen Mama 2 May 19, 2016