courtesy sniff

The act of sniffing a fart after having previously been warned of the fart.

Mike: Damn, I farted.
James: *sniff* damn that smells like ass. courtesy sniff like a mutha fucka

by mike9 March 8, 2007

courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 12, 2009

Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

courtesy call

when someone is about to leave the bathroom after leaving a bomb in the john next to you without flushing, you have to call him back to give a courtesy flush

man 1: (hears other person leave without flushing) HEY! give a courtesy flush there mate.
man 2: oh sorry there bud, thanks for the courtesy call. i did leave a massive trump in the shitter there

man 1:no problem mate.

by fuqbi32 September 5, 2017

Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse

Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch

by kwamenace March 30, 2009

courtesy time

the appropriate time and privacy needed to go number two.

Hey, perhaps I could meet you in the lobby, I need some courtesy time.
-OR-
PU, you stink, why don't I turn up the music & light a match...you seem to need some courtesy time.

by Effin Jane December 28, 2008

Courtesy Car

(Noun.) Someone who you fuck when you're partner/fuck buddy has gone away for a period of time. The relationship ends when the partner returns.

"My bird's gone away on holiday for three weeks, I need a courtesy car"

by jojlookdksdldklskldksldkl November 12, 2011