by The Flea Man October 31, 2015
Get the cream clothesmug. When someone has sex with some inanimate object that resembles a human (i.e. doll, scarecrow.)Although it usually becuase of the term cloth refering to dolls it also refers to anything wiht a humanshape form that is of the non-existant inanimate.
"Nijia was caught having cloth sex with that damn stuffed bear again"
"The old man had sex with his raggedy ann doll more than twice in his lifetime and he was not afraid to admit it in front of the entire class for "bring-a-homeless-pe rson-to-school" day.
"The old man had sex with his raggedy ann doll more than twice in his lifetime and he was not afraid to admit it in front of the entire class for "bring-a-homeless-pe rson-to-school" day.
by jakldfjdslkfjfkjdkaljflkdjflkjd November 10, 2006
Get the Cloth Sexmug. by The Jerk 101 April 19, 2010
Get the Sex Clothesmug. I can't believe she payed more than 10,000 for half the length of her body of cloth for her new dress.
(Expensive Clothes)
(Expensive Clothes)
by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011
Get the Expensive Clothesmug. Squeeze her head and her legs open. Often passed from friend to friend. Thinks shes hot but shes just easy trash.
by Bossbih June 10, 2019
Get the Clothes pegmug. When you don't have clean clothes left and are to lazy to wash them. So you take some clothes out spray them with air freshener and reuse them.
Kelly: Your clothes smell good.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.
by LEOGEO November 10, 2009
Get the Freshener clothesmug. Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock
Can be used as an insult
John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.
Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
Can be used as an insult
John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.
Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
by aoken March 5, 2014
Get the cloth cockmug.