Alabama Bear Claw

The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.

John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.

by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010

claw

Similar to the shocker, this sexual maneuver consists of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina and 1 into the anus. What separates the claw from the shocker is the claw uses the middle finger and ring finger for the vagina and the thumb for the anus.

As she laid on her stomach on the bed, I sat next to her and gave her the claw until she cummed uncontrollably.

by Tenacious January 5, 2005

Chicago Bear-Claw

When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.

alien versus predator is a good example of the Chicago Bear-Claw.

by franzvonhaggen-daz January 4, 2008

White Claw

Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.

Man, I keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. They ain't built for that life!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016

the claw

-an action created by Dennis Dumphy in Sioux Lookout Ontario, where the hand is raised in the shape of a "claw" directly in front of ones self and thrown forward and backward to the beat of a song.Usually incorporated with headbanging.
-an acceptable alternative action to thrusting ones hand in the air during a concert
-a song by Oceans Over Arcane

they simultaneously raised there hands into the claw....and in the distance the faint sound of CUMMINOUTYEAHHHAAAAAAAA could be heard.

by Osiris Anarchion October 20, 2006

CLAW

Acronym for Cheating Lying Awful Whore

My friend is hooking up with this dumb dude at the darts bar, she’s a total CLAW (cheating lying awful whore)

by NJBistheworst April 10, 2019

Eagle's Claw

When having sex with a woman doggy style, the man inserts his thumb into the anus of the woman while making a sound like a screeching eagle. This manuver works best when the recieving party is not expecting it.

Hey bro, last night I hit my girlfriend with the Eagle's Claw. She didn't care much for it, but I loved it.

by Bizert April 19, 2007