A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.
by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015
When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it
by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008
by Napertucky February 06, 2020
Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.
by Haroold November 18, 2018
*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasn’t had sex in two days*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”
by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020
The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.
Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
by Don Cuckold March 03, 2014